immaterial: Archive

Most nights I dream about normal life occurrences and when I wake up I’m confused about whether or not they happened. I also dream about things that have already happened, then I get déjà vu in my dreams, then I wake up confused, and then I blog about it.

Feb 27th

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I think I may have picked up sleepwalking, last night I woke up in my roommates bedroom and I vaguely remember struggling to choose which chair to sit in.

Feb 24th

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If only you could see the dumb cunts trying to get involved with this

Feb 22nd

I HAVE →

another blog, recently resurrected due to circumstances hardly worth tackling. If you’d like to see my more complete thoughts then here is where you go. I hope you hear me, you’re hardly worth tackling because you’re inconsequential to my story. Not you, but you, I fucking hate red hair. I am a cruel beast, and your love is unwarranted.

Feb 22nd

Am I an artist yet? Am I a genius? Please tell me when it’s time I’m waiting for one of you to treat me like some sort of child king. When will you see me for what I am? When will you recognize me for my greatness?

Feb 22nd

Life sucks, then you die.

Feb 22nd

Feb 19th

Hung over at jury duty. This was a poor choice.

Feb 10th

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Feb 10th

Feb 9th

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My life is eight Old Milwaukee tallboys and Elephant Shoe.

Feb 8th

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Feb 7th

192 notes

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Last night was fun.

Feb 7th

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textposter: I Am Drunk On An Alcohol

Feb 5th

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I need a drink I need a good fuck I need something someone to occupy my mind until it burns I need a burnt mind

Feb 5th

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Jan 30th

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aveclaudenum: In the words of Bokonon; Now I will destroy the world…

Jan 25th

wraptext asked: BOREdDOJORNEN i m really fuck e d up can you order a pixzza to my apaprmtn pls alal i want is bacon and onon no oppoprornoi crap or suasage no NO bacon and onion thank u

Jan 23rd

1 tag

Jan 18th

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I just looked at my liked posts good god.

Jan 18th

1 note

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Jan 17th

wraptext asked: my favorite episodes of moral oral are the ones that have the mountain goats in the opening and it reminds me of you my phone is dead and i remade my tumblr so i am sending this here

Jan 17th

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Jan 10th

Jan 9th

75,506 notes

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Jan 9th

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Jan 7th

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“Whores in my head whores at my doore Whores in my bed Whores whores whores...”

– Pixies featuring Dark Franklin - “Whores Are Everywhere (Dang Whores)”

Jan 6th

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Man, if only you guys could see the posts I think of when I’m drunk but am too lazy to actually post. If only.

Jan 6th

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Drinking is cool. I like drinking all the time. I like pitza.

Dec 30th

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There is a keg at my house and I am the only one home. Ka-king, bingo.

Dec 26th

I got tumblr to work on my phone. I can’t wait to start drunk posting.

Dec 26th

Dec 23rd

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“I’m going to fuck you.” -Charles Bukowski

Dec 14th

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Dec 10th

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Dec 7th

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I had an interesting dream the other day. It was set during the end of the world, but I guess the end was slow coming because the only thing that made it seem apocalyptic was a black sky, and everything was dirty. I remember going to a convenience store a couple friends (named Michael) and the floor had just been mopped, leaving the whole place was a puddled mess. I stood in front of...

Nov 30th